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My car's first frost ! - purplewitch - 08-09-2018
[COLOR="Indigo"]Conversation with my car this morning ..
Car: What's this cold stuff on my windscreen?
Me: Ice
Car: Ice ?!?!?! Eeeeeeeks .. I've never seen that before
Me: Well it won't kill you, it's only a frost
Car: My last owner garaged me in this weather
Me: Well if you could get up the slope to the garage, we could think about it but for now... we're going to work, get melting that ice so I can see where we're going
Car: Can't you take one of the others?
Me: No, when it snow's you won't be going out but for now, earn your keep
Car: Ok... hey watchout frozen puddle.. eeeeeks .. FROZEN PUDDLE .. please can we go home now, I don't like it .. traction control doesn't like it .. we wanna go home
Me: Every other morning you can't wait to go show the town you're the fastest car on the roads.. now move it ... but slower .. don't for gods sake hit boost ok
Car: Why not
Me: You don't want to know
Car: I do ..
Me: You really don't
Car: I really do
Me: Ok well, if you boost, we spin.. we crash, you lose splitters, skirts, exhaust and wheels .. if we're lucky
Car: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS .. that doesn't sound lucky, you are trying to kill me
Me: Oi car, guess what
Car: What?
Me: We're at work now, you can sit here n take a chill pill.. it will be all dry and safe by hometime
Car: Need more valium please ![/COLOR]
My car's first frost ! - Moley - 08-09-2018
:lol::lol: you're car sounds just like mine , but mine got its own way and sleeps in the garage
My car's first frost ! - is300_dino - 08-09-2018
lol think were going to have quite a few of these little chats with our cars in the next few months
any one got any spare bubble wrap and cotton wool?
My car's first frost ! - Carpediem - 08-09-2018
My first frost witht he lexus and it refused to start......................7 TIMES
finally got going in the end though
My car's first frost ! - parthiban - 08-09-2018
Brilliant, show that supra who's boss! :lol:
My car's first frost ! - mplavery - 08-09-2018
Well your doing better then me
Got into my Peugeot and went to start her and she was having non of it
My car Battery is now dead and i rode into work today in the cold....great lol
My car's first frost ! - Phil01 - 08-09-2018
^^ and winter has not even started yet, we are all getting to soft down south,:kiltsmilie:
I had to get that in before Moley said it
My car's first frost ! - Moley - 08-09-2018
its absolutely feezzzzzzzzzing up here
My car's first frost ! - Rabster - 08-09-2018
im still working in a tshirt ya wimps
My car's first frost ! - Phil01 - 08-09-2018
I heard you had snow in scotland yesterday, whats the temp today Moley