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Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - K20a2 - 07-12-2019
Haha that would be awsome. Start it and fire hedgehogs like prickely rockets. Would be funny as.
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - purplewitch - 16-12-2019
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]This week my cat has taken to eating colouring pencils ... 2tongues sure did teach this moggy some strange habits
Today is my wizard tattoo's 17th birthday - Happy Birthday Wizzy [/COLOR]
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - FirebirdPhil - 16-12-2019
Oi you've led him astray is what you have done - he knew no badness until he met you.
Happy birthday wizzy - time for a re-colour?
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - purplewitch - 16-12-2019
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]I've taught him badness ??? Me??? I think not!
Yes actually, Wizzy is looking a bit more pink than purple these days .. I might even get him a purple witch to keep him company [/COLOR]
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - DaveEdin - 16-12-2019
Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, which is about the same.
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - IanS200 - 16-12-2019
If you buy any heavy metal albums, make sure you are strong enough to carry them upstairs.
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - purplewitch - 26-12-2019
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Considering the weather ...
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo ! [/COLOR]
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - purplewitch - 28-12-2019
On days like this when it's minus too many degrees and I left my gloves at the office.. I am reminded how much I like my automatic transmission supras... Cos Hiccup the Honda's knob is too flipping cold to touch! I am going to get frostbite changing gear!
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - Rabster - 28-12-2019
frostbite from pushing and pulling on a knob you have issues
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle ! - Voodoo Vix - 28-12-2019
I keep an old sock on my knob as its freezing
