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Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at - Lexusboy - 29-05-2018 A Wee Scottish Tale. A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!' The man replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that in English for me?' The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!:thumbup::thumbup: Just show that we really love our Scottish Buddy shame its not the same for them:biggrin: Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at - parthiban - 29-05-2018 :laugh: Does that mean they can speak english if really they wanted to? :tongue_smilie: Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at - Moley - 29-05-2018 Yes we can but we chose not to :Chair: Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at - bash6673 - 29-05-2018 http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r64/foolofideas/?action=view&current=absolutely_mcglashan_border.flv :biggrin: I get on well with my Anglo work colleagues. Well I have to. I live here after all. Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at - DaveEdin - 29-05-2018 What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot? One's an animal, the other's a glaswegian trapped in a lift... :lol: Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at - parthiban - 29-05-2018 :lol: Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at - StevieTB - 09-06-2018 :laugh: Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at - Asi - 09-06-2018 :lol: