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Irish Border Patrol - BOOSST - 14-12-2018
Five guys in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them:
"It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the driver.
"Quattro means four" replies Paddy.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the driver retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking thelaw."
The driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
Irish Border Patrol - Carpediem - 15-12-2018
hha so bad i laughed :lol:
Irish Border Patrol - parthiban - 15-12-2018
:lol:
So 500 people in a Fiat 500 would be legal? :tongue_smilie:
Irish Border Patrol - Dark Samurai - 15-12-2018
Yes Parthiban, 501 is crossing the line.
What about a toyota 4runner?
Irish Border Patrol - Mikey - 15-12-2018
how about Mitsubishi gt3000
Irish Border Patrol - DaveEdin - 15-12-2018
Can you fit 90 people in a volvo xc90?
Irish Border Patrol - P.Lindblom - 15-12-2018
What about the Ferrari P4/5? Designed to carry four people but if you want to bring an extra person it's okay?
Irish Border Patrol - DaveEdin - 15-12-2018
P.Lindblom What about the Ferrari P4/5? Designed to carry four people but if you want to bring an extra person it's okay?
No, in that you have to only be 80% the size of a normal person...
Irish Border Patrol - parthiban - 15-12-2018
DaveEdin No, in that you have to only be 80% the size of a normal person...
:laugh:
Irish Border Patrol - P.Lindblom - 15-12-2018
DaveEdin No, in that you have to only be 80% the size of a normal person...:thumbup: