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Skinny white guy..... - BOOSST - 19-04-2019
Skinny white guy walks into a lift & looks up at a HUGE black guy !
Before he can blink, the black guy says
"before you ask, 7 foot tall, 350lbs, 20" **** and my balls wiegh 3lbs each, Turner Browns the name"
At which point, the white guy faints....
When he is resusitated, he asks the black to say that again...
The black guy repeats his stats and finishes saying my name is "Turner Brown"
"Thank **** for that" says the white guy....
I thought you said "TURN AROUND" !
Skinny white guy..... - DaveEdin - 19-04-2019
Not bad Mikey
Gord sent me this one earlier:
"Some tw*t has stolen my willy warmer off the washing line... I'm not worried about the warmer, but I want the 30 pegs back!"
:laugh:
Skinny white guy..... - Lexuspat - 22-04-2019
i like that made me laugh