Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle !
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle !
Women like cats.. men don't understand this because cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when called, they frequesntly stay out all night and when they're home they like to be left alone to sleep.. men don't understand because everything women hate about men, they love in a cat lol
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duck?
It has that 'down' in the mouth look
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs have owners, cats have staff
Yesterday I saw Shahz trying to chat up a cheetah. 'Hello,' I thought, 'He's trying to pull a fast one'[/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
29-11-2019, 11:38 AM #21[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]My topic for today... cats
Women like cats.. men don't understand this because cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when called, they frequesntly stay out all night and when they're home they like to be left alone to sleep.. men don't understand because everything women hate about men, they love in a cat lol
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duck?
It has that 'down' in the mouth look
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs have owners, cats have staff
Yesterday I saw Shahz trying to chat up a cheetah. 'Hello,' I thought, 'He's trying to pull a fast one'[/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16474354
jae 2010 best lexus category show and shine winner
jae 2010 ice outlaw award 2nd place
jae 2011 ice outlaw award 1st place
is300_dino
29-11-2019, 02:01 PM #22how many toes can two cats have???
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16474354
jae 2010 best lexus category show and shine winner
jae 2010 ice outlaw award 2nd place
jae 2011 ice outlaw award 1st place
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
29-11-2019, 04:32 PM #24lol.. it won't be long before they have thumbs... guard your milk folks !
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
A barking dog never bites .. at least not while he is barking
What's a shiatsu? .. A dog, no.. it's a zoo with no animals
I spilled spot remover on my dalmation, now he's gone
A man takes his rottweiler to the vets to see if he can cure its cross eyes. The vet picks the dog up to take a look at it's eyes and teeth and says 'I'm going to have to put him down'. The man shrieks, 'you can't, not just because he's cross eyed surely?'
'No,' says the vet, 'Because he is really really really heavy!'
I think my dog must have a particularly cold nose, when he walks into a room all the other dogs sit down!
My dog has an ingrown tail - I have to have him x-rayed to see if he's happy!
Two women sitting in a vet surgery with their dogs, one great dane and one jack russell. The jack russell's owner says she is there because her dog humps anything that moves and the great dane owner says hers is exactly the same. The jack russell owner says 'Oh, so you're here to get him neutered too?' The great dane owner replies 'No, to get his toe nails trimmed!'
What do you call a dog dressed in jeans and a sweater ?
Plain clothes police dog
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road
What does a dog become after six years old?
Seven years old
What happened to the dog that went to a flea circus?
He stole the show
When does a dog go Moo?
When he is learning a second language ..... lololol
Why should you watch out when it rains cats and dogs ?
Cos you might step in a poodle[/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
30-11-2019, 09:47 AM #25[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Dogs
A barking dog never bites .. at least not while he is barking
What's a shiatsu? .. A dog, no.. it's a zoo with no animals
I spilled spot remover on my dalmation, now he's gone
A man takes his rottweiler to the vets to see if he can cure its cross eyes. The vet picks the dog up to take a look at it's eyes and teeth and says 'I'm going to have to put him down'. The man shrieks, 'you can't, not just because he's cross eyed surely?'
'No,' says the vet, 'Because he is really really really heavy!'
I think my dog must have a particularly cold nose, when he walks into a room all the other dogs sit down!
My dog has an ingrown tail - I have to have him x-rayed to see if he's happy!
Two women sitting in a vet surgery with their dogs, one great dane and one jack russell. The jack russell's owner says she is there because her dog humps anything that moves and the great dane owner says hers is exactly the same. The jack russell owner says 'Oh, so you're here to get him neutered too?' The great dane owner replies 'No, to get his toe nails trimmed!'
What do you call a dog dressed in jeans and a sweater ?
Plain clothes police dog
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road
What does a dog become after six years old?
Seven years old
What happened to the dog that went to a flea circus?
He stole the show
When does a dog go Moo?
When he is learning a second language ..... lololol
Why should you watch out when it rains cats and dogs ?
Cos you might step in a poodle[/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
01-12-2019, 06:32 AM #26Don't worry about the past because it's history. Don't think about the future because it's a mystery. Live now because it's a gift, that's why they call it PRESENT
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
Do NOT set the oven alarm timer right over the cat food bowl when he is eating.... I wonder if catflaps between the kitchen ceiling and the en-suite bathroom floor could become a new en vogue fashion
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
01-12-2019, 06:31 PM #27[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Handy Cat Hint of the Day:
Do NOT set the oven alarm timer right over the cat food bowl when he is eating.... I wonder if catflaps between the kitchen ceiling and the en-suite bathroom floor could become a new en vogue fashion [/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
02-12-2019, 10:21 PM #28You know you're blonde when you roll your sleeve up and punch yourself on the chin!... ouch
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
03-12-2019, 02:42 AM #30At least being a girl she wouldn't be afraid to ask :p
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
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