Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle !
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle !
When the cat is sprawled out over your back with his front claws on your asss and his rear paws in your ears, this is not the time to remember his claws need cutting and get the hiccups
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
05-12-2019, 12:37 PM #41[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Cat tip of the day
When the cat is sprawled out over your back with his front claws on your asss and his rear paws in your ears, this is not the time to remember his claws need cutting and get the hiccups
Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
Cos they're both twirly!! I love that joke, it's my favourite
Why did the Marxist only drink fake tea?
Cos all proper tea is theft!
What do you get if you put a canary in the food processor?
Shredded Tweet!
Why are there so many Smith's in the phonebook?
They all have telephones!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
What's red and white?
Pink!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
What do you call a fish on a motorbike?
A motor pike!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey!
Ok ok I am going back to work now
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
07-12-2019, 12:51 PM #42[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Why is getting up at 5am like a pigs tail ?
Cos they're both twirly!! I love that joke, it's my favourite
Why did the Marxist only drink fake tea?
Cos all proper tea is theft!
What do you get if you put a canary in the food processor?
Shredded Tweet!
Why are there so many Smith's in the phonebook?
They all have telephones!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
What's red and white?
Pink!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
What do you call a fish on a motorbike?
A motor pike!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey!
Ok ok I am going back to work now [/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
07-12-2019, 12:59 PM #44I nearly put those two in, so nearly... we have the same joke book!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
A lost camel ![/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
07-12-2019, 01:00 PM #45[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]What has two humps and can be found at the North Pole?
A lost camel ![/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
And you can type in purple too
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
07-12-2019, 01:03 PM #47You have to get around to being a paid up member, we have a chatbox and I tell my jokes all the time.... they love it! And you can type in purple too
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
![[Image: funny-picturs-cat-in-exhaust.jpg]](http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h252/sickoldworld/funny-picturs-cat-in-exhaust.jpg)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
07-12-2019, 01:13 PM #50awww cute ... I have to check my exhaust before I start it in the morning as I frequently find hedgehogs in it
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
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