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Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle !

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K20a2
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07-12-2019, 01:17 PM
#51
Haha that would be awsome. Start it and fire hedgehogs like prickely rockets. Would be funny as.
K20a2
07-12-2019, 01:17 PM #51

Haha that would be awsome. Start it and fire hedgehogs like prickely rockets. Would be funny as.

purplewitch
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16-12-2019, 08:55 AM
#52
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]This week my cat has taken to eating colouring pencils ... 2tongues sure did teach this moggy some strange habits

Today is my wizard tattoo's 17th birthday - Happy Birthday Wizzy [/COLOR]

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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purplewitch
16-12-2019, 08:55 AM #52

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]This week my cat has taken to eating colouring pencils ... 2tongues sure did teach this moggy some strange habits

Today is my wizard tattoo's 17th birthday - Happy Birthday Wizzy [/COLOR]


[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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FirebirdPhil
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16-12-2019, 08:58 AM
#53
Oi you've led him astray is what you have done - he knew no badness until he met you.
Happy birthday wizzy - time for a re-colour?

"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"
FirebirdPhil
16-12-2019, 08:58 AM #53

Oi you've led him astray is what you have done - he knew no badness until he met you.
Happy birthday wizzy - time for a re-colour?


"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"

purplewitch
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16-12-2019, 09:02 AM
#54
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]I've taught him badness ??? Me??? I think not!


Yes actually, Wizzy is looking a bit more pink than purple these days .. I might even get him a purple witch to keep him company [/COLOR]

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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purplewitch
16-12-2019, 09:02 AM #54

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]I've taught him badness ??? Me??? I think not!


Yes actually, Wizzy is looking a bit more pink than purple these days .. I might even get him a purple witch to keep him company [/COLOR]


[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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DaveEdin
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16-12-2019, 10:15 AM
#55
Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, which is about the same.

IS200 Sport - Sold
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DaveEdin
16-12-2019, 10:15 AM #55

Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, which is about the same.


IS200 Sport - Sold
Mazda 6 MPS - Zoom Zoom!

Modifications
Completed:

Currently 280bhp/295lbft; 3" Meercat custom exhaust; KW Suspension; FMIC; SSP; HPFP; Custom Stainless Steel Dials - for the moment, the only set in the world!! (Till the group buy for MPSOC anyway :lol: )

In Progress:

E-Tuning remap ongoing via Cobb Accessport; Braided brake lines; Stubby aerial; Tinted repeaters and sidelights; 3 Port Boost Control Solenoid; 3" HTP Intake

IanS200
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16-12-2019, 11:11 AM
#56
If you buy any heavy metal albums, make sure you are strong enough to carry them upstairs.
IanS200
16-12-2019, 11:11 AM #56

If you buy any heavy metal albums, make sure you are strong enough to carry them upstairs.

purplewitch
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26-12-2019, 07:29 AM
#57
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Considering the weather ...


What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo ! [/COLOR]

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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purplewitch
26-12-2019, 07:29 AM #57

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Considering the weather ...


What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo ! [/COLOR]


[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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purplewitch
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28-12-2019, 09:52 AM
#58
On days like this when it's minus too many degrees and I left my gloves at the office.. I am reminded how much I like my automatic transmission supras... Cos Hiccup the Honda's knob is too flipping cold to touch! I am going to get frostbite changing gear!

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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purplewitch
28-12-2019, 09:52 AM #58

On days like this when it's minus too many degrees and I left my gloves at the office.. I am reminded how much I like my automatic transmission supras... Cos Hiccup the Honda's knob is too flipping cold to touch! I am going to get frostbite changing gear!


[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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Rabster
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28-12-2019, 10:04 AM
#59
frostbite from pushing and pulling on a knob you have issues



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Rabster
28-12-2019, 10:04 AM #59

frostbite from pushing and pulling on a knob you have issues




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Voodoo Vix
Senior Member
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28-12-2019, 10:20 AM
#60
I keep an old sock on my knob as its freezing Wink
Voodoo Vix
28-12-2019, 10:20 AM #60

I keep an old sock on my knob as its freezing Wink

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