Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle !
Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle !
On this day in 1492 Spanish monarchs Ferdinand and Isabella captured Granada, the last Moorish stronghold in Spain
The phrase ‘apple of one’s eye’ is used as long ago as the bible and said to originate from the thought that the pupil in the eye is a round solid apple shape and to lose one’s ‘apple’ and be blind is to lose something very precious indeed!
UK No.1’s
1972 Long haired lover from Liverpool - Jimmy Osmond
1982 Save your love - Renee & Renato
1992 I will always love you - Whitney Houston
2002 Sound of the underground - Girls Aloud
Nouns of assemblage:
A coven of witches
A parliament of owls or rooks
A muster of peacocks
A murder of crows
A malapertness of pedlars
A drunkship of cobblers
With new year de-toxing and exercise and diet on some people’s minds I found you some quotes:
When purchasing exercise equipment, make sure it is of sturdy construction and that there is enough space to hang all your wet washing on it - Jeff Green
I get out of breath playing chess - Billy Connolly
I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain - Carol Leifer
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it - Joan Rivers
There are two types of exercise in Hollywood - jogging and helping a divorcing friend move house - Robert Wagner [/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
21-11-2019, 01:52 PM #1[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Witchycisms, Wit & Waffle !
On this day in 1492 Spanish monarchs Ferdinand and Isabella captured Granada, the last Moorish stronghold in Spain
The phrase ‘apple of one’s eye’ is used as long ago as the bible and said to originate from the thought that the pupil in the eye is a round solid apple shape and to lose one’s ‘apple’ and be blind is to lose something very precious indeed!
UK No.1’s
1972 Long haired lover from Liverpool - Jimmy Osmond
1982 Save your love - Renee & Renato
1992 I will always love you - Whitney Houston
2002 Sound of the underground - Girls Aloud
Nouns of assemblage:
A coven of witches
A parliament of owls or rooks
A muster of peacocks
A murder of crows
A malapertness of pedlars
A drunkship of cobblers
With new year de-toxing and exercise and diet on some people’s minds I found you some quotes:
When purchasing exercise equipment, make sure it is of sturdy construction and that there is enough space to hang all your wet washing on it - Jeff Green
I get out of breath playing chess - Billy Connolly
I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain - Carol Leifer
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it - Joan Rivers
There are two types of exercise in Hollywood - jogging and helping a divorcing friend move house - Robert Wagner [/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
Happy new year Samantha, from the demonic chisel wielding maniac of pain [/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
21-11-2019, 02:05 PM #2[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Back to work tomorrow, thought I best check my January diary.. first chore 'Book Injection' Oh goody ! not !!
Happy new year Samantha, from the demonic chisel wielding maniac of pain [/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
21-11-2019, 06:20 PM #5oiiiiii.... I can revert to smurfisms you know !
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch oiiiiii.... I can revert to smurfisms you know !
You smurfingwell won't Witch Smurf
"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"
FirebirdPhil
21-11-2019, 07:00 PM #7purplewitch oiiiiii.... I can revert to smurfisms you know !
You smurfingwell won't Witch Smurf
"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
22-11-2019, 04:14 AM #8You know you shouldn't have let the cat watch Treasure Island when he sits on your shoulder while you are trying to get ready for work! Tis making this a tricky task!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
'If you're in a car with a man and he should give in and stop to ask directions, listen carefully because he won't and it will be your fault if he gets lost' Rita Rudner
A few lil jokes: (first day back at work and no time for vodka yet)
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says 'I'll serve you but don't start anything'
A person (it did say man but I'll be nice) gets lost and walks into a village shop and asks directions for the quickest way to Lincoln. The shopkeeper asks if the person is walking or driving and the person replies 'Driving' The shopkeeper replies 'Oh good, that's definitely the quickest way!'
Do you know why Turtle Wax is so very expensive? Because turtles only have tiny ears!
Man discovers a way to make his wife drive more carefully, he tells her if she has an accident the newspapers will print her real age!
I wouldn't say my car is old but it's insured against Fire, Theft and Vikings![/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
22-11-2019, 03:06 PM #9[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Todays Quote:
'If you're in a car with a man and he should give in and stop to ask directions, listen carefully because he won't and it will be your fault if he gets lost' Rita Rudner
A few lil jokes: (first day back at work and no time for vodka yet)
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says 'I'll serve you but don't start anything'
A person (it did say man but I'll be nice) gets lost and walks into a village shop and asks directions for the quickest way to Lincoln. The shopkeeper asks if the person is walking or driving and the person replies 'Driving' The shopkeeper replies 'Oh good, that's definitely the quickest way!'
Do you know why Turtle Wax is so very expensive? Because turtles only have tiny ears!
Man discovers a way to make his wife drive more carefully, he tells her if she has an accident the newspapers will print her real age!
I wouldn't say my car is old but it's insured against Fire, Theft and Vikings![/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
toxo The rest of us stopped worrying a while ago... there's no hope for her!
lol, so true :laugh:
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toxo The rest of us stopped worrying a while ago... there's no hope for her!
lol, so true :laugh:
Tinted Glass-Sports Grill-Debadged-TTE Spoiler-TTE Lowering Springs-PLUK Kazama Exhaust-18" Aero Alloys-K&N Air Filter-Denso Iridium Power Spark Plugs-Quad Tail Light Conversion-6000K HID-X-White High Beam-6 LED Sidelights-Quad LED Boot Light-JDM OEM Smoked Front Fogs-JDM Blue Reverse Bulbs-LS430 Smoked Side Repeaters-6 LED Side Repeaters-Chrome Indicator Bulbs-Alpine HU-Rear Headrest Monitors-PIAA Super Sporza-Fan Washer Jets-Lex Tax Disc Holder-Chrome Gear Knob-2003 Cup Holder-Toyo Proxes T1-R
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