Just for fun
Just for fun
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has
opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There
are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends
the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the
second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want
more'.
.
So she continues upward. The third floor
sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to
keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly
stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to
the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's
owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that have big
boobs and love ***.
The second floor has wives that have big
boobs and love ***, have money and like beer & watching football.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors
have never been visited...
:biggrin:Just for fun :biggrin:
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has
opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There
are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends
the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the
second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want
more'.
.
So she continues upward. The third floor
sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to
keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly
stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to
the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's
owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that have big
boobs and love ***.
The second floor has wives that have big
boobs and love ***, have money and like beer & watching football.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors
have never been visited...
2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
Heard it before but still brilliant :lol:
2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
My Garage
Supra Build Thread
' Nothing feels quick when your other car has a 1000bhp - JamieP
Quote:A Supra without a spoiler is like a Gypsy's dog without a Nob.
Dan_Turism0
02-09-2017, 09:55 AM #3haha I like
My Garage
Supra Build Thread
' Nothing feels quick when your other car has a 1000bhp - JamieP
Quote:A Supra without a spoiler is like a Gypsy's dog without a Nob.
40mm Lowering Springs, Re-sprayed Front, 6000K HID's, Re-furbed alloys, Bandit Induction Kit (cheers Chris), Raised boot spoiler with LED, Blue calipers with silver decals, De-badged rear, Chrome Oil Filler Cap (thanks to Chris again), White LED dash bulbs, Blue a/c control bulbs, Blue door markers and interior lights, Sony head unit, Chrome Lexus tax disc holder, TRD side skirts, Original Saloon Front Bumper re-fitted instead of Sportcross
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:laugh:
40mm Lowering Springs, Re-sprayed Front, 6000K HID's, Re-furbed alloys, Bandit Induction Kit (cheers Chris), Raised boot spoiler with LED, Blue calipers with silver decals, De-badged rear, Chrome Oil Filler Cap (thanks to Chris again), White LED dash bulbs, Blue a/c control bulbs, Blue door markers and interior lights, Sony head unit, Chrome Lexus tax disc holder, TRD side skirts, Original Saloon Front Bumper re-fitted instead of Sportcross
moke: :Fish:
[COLOR="Gray"]December 2008: Crashed Lexus IS200 - Cat B Write Off
August 2009: Crashed Vauxhall Astra - Minor Damage DIY Repair
November 2009: Crashed Vauxhall Astra - Scratches To Bumper No Repair Required
February 2010: Other Party Crashed Into Astra - Extensive Damage To Rear -Settled With Third Party's Insurance
Anyone dare To Predict The Future?[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Gray"]December 2008: Crashed Lexus IS200 - Cat B Write Off
August 2009: Crashed Vauxhall Astra - Minor Damage DIY Repair
November 2009: Crashed Vauxhall Astra - Scratches To Bumper No Repair Required
February 2010: Other Party Crashed Into Astra - Extensive Damage To Rear -Settled With Third Party's Insurance
Anyone dare To Predict The Future?[/COLOR]
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IS200SE, Astral Black, Auto, DVD Sat Nav, TTE Front Bumper, TRD rear skirt, TRD side skirts, IS300 Lip spoiler with integrated brake light, 18" Inovit Hunter Alloy wheels with Toyo T1-S 225/40 tyres, Dark Lexus Fogs and Headlights, LS430 side repeaters, Sport Auto Pedals, Lexus floor mats with custom decals, 8000k HIDs, Xenon LED sidelights, GromAudio Ipod lead, WIM calibrated geometry...[/COLOR]
Nice one!
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IS200SE, Astral Black, Auto, DVD Sat Nav, TTE Front Bumper, TRD rear skirt, TRD side skirts, IS300 Lip spoiler with integrated brake light, 18" Inovit Hunter Alloy wheels with Toyo T1-S 225/40 tyres, Dark Lexus Fogs and Headlights, LS430 side repeaters, Sport Auto Pedals, Lexus floor mats with custom decals, 8000k HIDs, Xenon LED sidelights, GromAudio Ipod lead, WIM calibrated geometry...[/COLOR]
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