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Rather embarrassing Slip Up!

Rather embarrassing Slip Up!

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steve2009
Junior Member
23
08-06-2017, 04:47 PM
#1
Last Friday we decided to have fish and chips from our local Chippy and off I went to go and get them.
The shop was rather busy and I noticed there were no "large fish" in the warming compartment so asked the owner if he would put two in the fryer.
The queue progressed towards the counter until I was next to be served and this rather cute young lady with a large exposed cleavage looked at me and said " Yes please" to which I replied to her chest without thinking ..
"IT'S OK I'M WAITING FOR TWO LARGE T*TS"
The queue were trying to stiffle their laughs,the other two girls behind the counter cracked up, I got the dirtiest look off the girl I said it to and my face could have cooked the fish!:blushing::blushing::blushing:
steve2009
08-06-2017, 04:47 PM #1

Last Friday we decided to have fish and chips from our local Chippy and off I went to go and get them.
The shop was rather busy and I noticed there were no "large fish" in the warming compartment so asked the owner if he would put two in the fryer.
The queue progressed towards the counter until I was next to be served and this rather cute young lady with a large exposed cleavage looked at me and said " Yes please" to which I replied to her chest without thinking ..
"IT'S OK I'M WAITING FOR TWO LARGE T*TS"
The queue were trying to stiffle their laughs,the other two girls behind the counter cracked up, I got the dirtiest look off the girl I said it to and my face could have cooked the fish!:blushing::blushing::blushing:

Saraj
Posting Freak
2,791
08-06-2017, 04:48 PM
#2
haha never speak the mind !

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August 2009: Crashed Vauxhall Astra - Minor Damage DIY Repair
November 2009: Crashed Vauxhall Astra - Scratches To Bumper No Repair Required
February 2010: Other Party Crashed Into Astra - Extensive Damage To Rear -Settled With Third Party's Insurance
Anyone dare To Predict The Future?[/COLOR]
Saraj
08-06-2017, 04:48 PM #2

haha never speak the mind !


[COLOR="Gray"]December 2008: Crashed Lexus IS200 - Cat B Write Off
August 2009: Crashed Vauxhall Astra - Minor Damage DIY Repair
November 2009: Crashed Vauxhall Astra - Scratches To Bumper No Repair Required
February 2010: Other Party Crashed Into Astra - Extensive Damage To Rear -Settled With Third Party's Insurance
Anyone dare To Predict The Future?[/COLOR]

Moley
Posting Freak
6,230
08-06-2017, 04:49 PM
#3
You PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Moley
08-06-2017, 04:49 PM #3

You PERV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lexus IS200 Mods--TTE Supercharger, Tein Superstreet Coilovers & EDFC, 6000K HID Lights, HKS Silent High Power Exhaust, DBA Front Discs, Kenwood DNX9240 Head Unit, 19" Rims, TRD Kit, FIGS Bonnet Struts, Greddy Pillar Pod & Defi Gauges, TTE Red ARBS . And Been To WIM twice

Sparkystav
Administrator
14,683
08-06-2017, 05:04 PM
#4
Oops :lol:

Carry on like that and youll be on a register lol

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Sparkystav
08-06-2017, 05:04 PM #4

Oops :lol:

Carry on like that and youll be on a register lol


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Dan_Turism0
Posting Freak
2,825
08-06-2017, 05:08 PM
#5
gd work Big Grin

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Dan_Turism0
08-06-2017, 05:08 PM #5

gd work Big Grin


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Lexusboy
Posting Freak
9,267
10-06-2017, 03:16 AM
#6
You have to watch the fish shops as you can get battered:laugh:with comments like that....
Lexusboy
10-06-2017, 03:16 AM #6

You have to watch the fish shops as you can get battered:laugh:with comments like that....

Dan_Turism0
Posting Freak
2,825
10-06-2017, 05:31 AM
#7
oh Ian please :p

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Dan_Turism0
10-06-2017, 05:31 AM #7

oh Ian please :p


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' Nothing feels quick when your other car has a 1000bhp - JamieP
Quote:A Supra without a spoiler is like a Gypsy's dog without a Nob.

Rabster
Posting Freak
10,234
10-06-2017, 05:38 AM
#8
therre is a line ian
Rabster
10-06-2017, 05:38 AM #8

therre is a line ian

Lexusboy
Posting Freak
9,267
10-06-2017, 05:42 AM
#9
Sorry guys:Fish:
Lexusboy
10-06-2017, 05:42 AM #9

Sorry guys:Fish:

mrMISTeRYo
Junior Member
24
10-06-2017, 06:54 AM
#10
:lol: nice one!
mrMISTeRYo
10-06-2017, 06:54 AM #10

:lol: nice one!

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