Joke of ther day

by Lexusboy, 03-08-2018, 06:50 AM

Hope you enjoy

\BRIAN


A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"




Passenger: "Who?"




Cabbie: "Brian . He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian , every single time."




Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."




Cabbie: "Not Brian . He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."




Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."




Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian , he could do everything right."




Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."




Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian .."




Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"




Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his
widow."

Car of the Month

by Fozzy, 03-08-2018, 05:32 AM

So we say goodbye to last months winner, Patricks stunning IS200. Its now time to bring another car to OJC fame and give it the honour of being car of the month, so who is it going to be guys?

Same rules as always please do not vote for your own car and only one vote each...

Closing date 19/09/2010 so you have just under a week to cast your votes

ONLY cars in the garage can be voted Car of the Month

Just a reminder of the car on its way out

free good iphone films

by ormi, 02-08-2018, 04:46 PM

hello peeps,does anyone know of any site that i can down load iphone ready films from??i just found a site bit the quality of the films are poop!!......
with my car finished need something to do/watch at work............

Herrrrrrow!

by bounty`, 02-08-2018, 08:24 AM

I was told to pop over by Ormi, from LexusOwnersClub as its a bit dead on there nowadays.

Im Bounty and currently drive a silver Lexus IS200 Sport (soon to be supercharged)

Just thought I'd dorp in to say hello and check out the forum

JAE 2010 Spearmint Rhino Style

by fluff, 02-08-2018, 05:02 AM

First off, I'd like to thank everyone for an awsome time this year. Everyone was as friendly as ever and it couldnt have been better.

Many thanks to James S and his Mrs for helping out with Alexandera palace. I'd have been sleeping in the car if it wasnt for your help.

Phil and Heather, breckie, lunch and din dins were as awsome as ever.

Now, I have never been to the Spearmint Rhino gentleman's club before but if anyone has, could someone please clarify if things like this happen there?



or this?



Just to update everyone, although it appears we were close, no phone numbers were ever exchanged during our breif aquaintence.

There was also some new earings just out for this years autum season as modeld here by Phil



I think we can all say were very much looking forward to when that new look hits the catwalks of europe.

Many thanks again to everyone and hopefully see you all again at santa pod and the Ace Cafe.

Jimbo.

Jae2010

by James S, 01-08-2018, 01:44 PM

Just a few pics from JAE, didn't have much battery life in camera, :cursing:

Hope you like!

is200 sport Sat Nav usage???

by Fire_Fox_69, 01-08-2018, 01:34 PM

[COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]Have not needed to use the cars built in sat nav recently so have had it off and closed. The other day i needed to use it but when it flipped around the screen was black. I drove for about 15mins then pulled over onto the hard shoulder turned the engine of and looked at a map, when i started the engine the sat nav started up like normal.
Should i be keeping the sat nav on all the time even when i don't needed it or is it an electrics problem?
Any advice on the matter will be greatly appreciated, thanks[/SIZE][/COLOR]

JAE 2010 pictures

by Lexusboy, 01-08-2018, 12:56 PM

Mrs Mole off to the track to race her go kart..






Here we have Mr Mole having a quick bite..

Happy Birthday garyskisplym

by purplewitch, 01-08-2018, 10:11 AM

[COLOR="Indigo"]Facebook has it's uses

Happy Birthday Have a great day [/COLOR]:drink::drink:

Who bought this then?????

by deckie77, 31-07-2018, 03:35 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?V...3D1&_rdc=1

This ended 5 days early, it had a dozen bids yesterday when i was looking at it, So who has it then???