Welcome skylion

by Lexusboy, 26-03-2018, 07:06 PM

Welcome skylion to the OutlawJapClub

Hope you enjoy the club:thumbup1:

tezza owners in BUCKS

by D1 RWD, 26-03-2018, 06:36 PM

ive got a few small issues with my new tezza and wondered if any member would allow me to swap over there MAF sensor with mine to make sure its just a faulty MAF that i need to get replaced.

also be nice to talk to someone who knows there way round the beams lump cos its all new to me !!!!

i no im asking alot but any help would be really greatfull, cups of T and bacon rolls on tap :laugh:

cheers guys

jon

Welcome micheleoff

by Lexusboy, 26-03-2018, 09:36 AM

Welcome micheleoff to the Outlawjap club

Please tell us a bit about yourself.

Enjoy the club:thumbup1:

Welcome nazG

by Lexusboy, 26-03-2018, 09:35 AM

Welcome nazG to the Outlawjapclub

We hope you enjoy the club:thumbup1:

anyone in my area (golfers?)

by Carpediem, 26-03-2018, 08:26 AM

Just wondering what members are in my area (rugby, midlands)

and if anyone plays golf?

Welcome STOUTY

by Lexusboy, 26-03-2018, 04:40 AM

Welcome STOUTY to the Outlawjapclub

Please tell us a little about yourself.

We hope you enjoy the club:thumbup1:

Friday jokes

by Ally, 26-03-2018, 03:18 AM

I'm off on holiday next week, so here are a few jokes :Fish:

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies :

"I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his peni$ in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....

" A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?"

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I was expecting an important telephone call the other night, so I slept with my mobile under my pillow.

When I woke up it was gone and all there was in its place was a shiny new fifty pence piece.

d@mn that Bluetooth Fairy.

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My mate was all chuffed with his new Polish girlfriend - drop dead gorgeous, nice girl etc. so he asked her to move in. he was a bit disappointed that it took her 5 hours to hoover the flat. Turned out she was Slovak.

Now shall i go wash the Mr2?

by Dark Samurai, 25-03-2018, 01:41 PM

Guys what do u think... Shall i go wash the mr2? It's alright weather and of course i will get pics...
So what do you reckon in 15 mins or tomorrow?

Soft Paint Polish Kit

by Bobby, 25-03-2018, 10:10 AM

Just bought the following kit, recommended for soft paint i.e. Mazda & Lexus

1 x Meguiar's G220 Dual Action Polishing Machine (includes 125 mm backing plate)
1 x Menzerna Final Polish II (473 ml)
1 x Lake Country 140 mm Light Cut Pad (orange)
2 x Lake Country 140 mm Polishing Pads (green)
1 x Lake Country 100 mm Light Cut Spot Pad (orange)
1 x Lake Country 100 mm Polishing Spot Pad (green)
1 x Flexipads Dual Action Backing Plate (75 mm)
1 x 3M High Performance Masking Tape
1 x Meguiar's Triple Duty Detailing Brush
1 x Lake Country Snappy Pad Cleaner

Busy weekend coming up :wink:

Call of Duty: Black Ops

by Carpediem, 25-03-2018, 08:35 AM

Out 11.09.2010

:w00t: