"HUD" Head up display i phone app
by BOOSST, 20-09-2018, 12:39 PM
But that aside, anyone use a HUD and found a quality one worth looking at buying ?
"HUD" Head up display i phone app
by BOOSST, 20-09-2018, 12:39 PMi was chatting with a friend about this and when i did some research I found an i phone app that does a Head Up Display.. cost me 59p. I can imagine its **** in the daytime , but will try it out in the evening and see how it works.
But that aside, anyone use a HUD and found a quality one worth looking at buying ?
Menu Joke
by purplewitch, 20-09-2018, 08:30 AM
Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams
back down.
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks
him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees
two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
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loving this!............. )
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'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'[/COLOR]
Menu Joke
by purplewitch, 20-09-2018, 08:30 AM[COLOR="Indigo"]A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken
Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams
back down.
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks
him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees
two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
(You're going to love this..................You're going to hate yourself for
loving this!............. )
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'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'[/COLOR]
Nice upgrade
by Phil01, 19-09-2018, 09:52 PM
AW11 MR2
SW20 MR2
MA61 Supra
MA70 Supra
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/86-95-Toyota-MR2-C...2385wt_905
Nice upgrade
by Phil01, 19-09-2018, 09:52 PMNot bad price for a projector headlight upgrade for your
AW11 MR2
SW20 MR2
MA61 Supra
MA70 Supra
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/86-95-Toyota-MR2-C...2385wt_905
testing o2 sensor video
by jay_russell, 19-09-2018, 05:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mb4VmDd0ao
testing o2 sensor video
by jay_russell, 19-09-2018, 05:24 PMfound this and thought it might be handy for all who run turbos etc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mb4VmDd0ao
Newbie with Almera Gti
by nyt_ryda, 19-09-2018, 01:35 AM
just came on
anyone with an almera here?
cheers
Newbie with Almera Gti
by nyt_ryda, 19-09-2018, 01:35 AMhi all,
just came on
anyone with an almera here?
cheers
Funny Video
by Carpediem, 17-09-2018, 12:33 PMContains strong language 18+
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs
Yellow Lexus IS200 spotted at Southend Airport
by E55EX_RACER, 17-09-2018, 11:57 AM
Yellow Lexus IS200 spotted at Southend Airport
by E55EX_RACER, 17-09-2018, 11:57 AMSaw this yesterday parked at the retail park in the disabled bay!! :Chair: Was yellow with 6 spoke white rims and had TRD badges/sunstrip. Not seen one in this colour before but looked pretty cool...is it a forum members?
Taking Flight
by BOOSST, 17-09-2018, 07:33 AM
The man swallows hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he asks, "What's your role at the convention then?" "Lecturer," she responds. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," the man says. "What myths are those?" "Well," the woman explains, "one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native American Indians.
Another misconception is that Frenchmen are the world's best lovers, when in fact men of Jewish descent are the best in bed.
We have, however, found that the best overall lovers are the rednecks from South America." Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm really sorry," she says, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you.
I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man says.
"Tonto Goldstein.
But my friends call me Bubba."
.
Taking Flight
by BOOSST, 17-09-2018, 07:33 AMA man takes a seat on an aeroplane. Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding. To his delight, she takes the seat beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, "Business trip or holiday?" She smiles and says, "Business - the annual *** convention in New York."
The man swallows hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he asks, "What's your role at the convention then?" "Lecturer," she responds. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," the man says. "What myths are those?" "Well," the woman explains, "one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native American Indians.
Another misconception is that Frenchmen are the world's best lovers, when in fact men of Jewish descent are the best in bed.
We have, however, found that the best overall lovers are the rednecks from South America." Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm really sorry," she says, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you.
I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man says.
"Tonto Goldstein.
But my friends call me Bubba."
.
A little religious Monk joke
by BOOSST, 17-09-2018, 07:26 AM
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..
That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,
We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man says, all right, all right. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk .
We shall now show you the way to the sound.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ?
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone... The man requests the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...
...silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door .
The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight ……
.. But I can't tell you what it is because, obviously, you're not a monk. :Chair:
.
A little religious Monk joke
by BOOSST, 17-09-2018, 07:26 AMA man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..
That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,
We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man says, all right, all right. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk .
We shall now show you the way to the sound.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ?
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone... The man requests the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...
...silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door .
The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight ……
.. But I can't tell you what it is because, obviously, you're not a monk. :Chair:
.