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300bhp very very soon
by jay@buttonmoon, 05-11-2017, 11:52 AM
i carnt wait:lol:
300bhp very very soon
by jay@buttonmoon, 05-11-2017, 11:52 AMmy big injectors came in the post,so im ready now to see 300bhp or more.
i carnt wait:lol:
Satin headlights
by iLLzLex, 05-11-2017, 10:31 AM
Thanks
Satin headlights
by iLLzLex, 05-11-2017, 10:31 AMWant a pair, how much am i expecting to pay? and where from?
Thanks
What is happening to christmass
by Rabster, 05-11-2017, 06:22 AM
Christmas Songs
The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Such persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note: permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered noise pollution.
While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around
The Union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs must be made available. Shepherds have also requested that, due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year, they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated observation huts.
Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his/her glory all around she/he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.
Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
The RSPCA have strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.
We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star
Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipient's name or perhaps give a gift voucher.
We would advise that the traversing kings do not rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of AA Routefinder or GSP navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels hooves.
Away in a Manger
Away in a Manger No Crib for a bed -
Social Services will visit and may remove any child to a place of safety pending further action against parents, or other persons, who may be found to be guilty of neglect by not providing adequate bedding and shelter for a child in their care. Criminal proceedings may be instituted after a case study has been carried out and fully discussed at a full meeting of the appropriate Social Services Committee.
What is happening to christmass
by Rabster, 05-11-2017, 06:22 AMPlease note the following Health & Safety and Equality Considerations for
Christmas Songs
The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Such persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note: permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered noise pollution.
While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around
The Union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs must be made available. Shepherds have also requested that, due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year, they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated observation huts.
Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his/her glory all around she/he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.
Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
The RSPCA have strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.
We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star
Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipient's name or perhaps give a gift voucher.
We would advise that the traversing kings do not rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of AA Routefinder or GSP navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels hooves.
Away in a Manger
Away in a Manger No Crib for a bed -
Social Services will visit and may remove any child to a place of safety pending further action against parents, or other persons, who may be found to be guilty of neglect by not providing adequate bedding and shelter for a child in their care. Criminal proceedings may be instituted after a case study has been carried out and fully discussed at a full meeting of the appropriate Social Services Committee.
Scam Warning
by Ally, 05-11-2017, 05:43 AM
A warning for those who may be regular B&Q customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 24-25 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your boot.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they remove all of their clothes. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. She then takes off your trousers and throws them into the backseat. While the one is keeping you distracted the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, then again on the 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th Also, September 1st, 7th, twice on the 8th, and again on the 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th. Then on October 1st , 2nd , 3rd , 6th, most days in November, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
PS. TK Maxx has wallets on sale £2.99 each, a 20% discount if you buy 10 or more.
Scam Warning
by Ally, 05-11-2017, 05:43 AMB&Q scam.
A warning for those who may be regular B&Q customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 24-25 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your boot.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they remove all of their clothes. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. She then takes off your trousers and throws them into the backseat. While the one is keeping you distracted the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, then again on the 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th Also, September 1st, 7th, twice on the 8th, and again on the 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th. Then on October 1st , 2nd , 3rd , 6th, most days in November, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
PS. TK Maxx has wallets on sale £2.99 each, a 20% discount if you buy 10 or more.
Welcome LEX11S
by Andy-R., 04-11-2017, 04:11 PM
Welcome LEX11S
by Andy-R., 04-11-2017, 04:11 PMWelcome to the club, tell us about yourself and get some pics up of your car:biggrin:
Members car
by Lexusboy, 04-11-2017, 03:43 PM
Do you regret selling it?
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1311257.htm
Members car
by Lexusboy, 04-11-2017, 03:43 PMBear I see you sold your Soarer twin turbo have you bought another car yet?
Do you regret selling it?
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1311257.htm
Had to laugh, crazy IS300 build
by deckie77, 04-11-2017, 02:10 PM
This guy must have spent a fortune on his IS300, but what i love the most about it is the gun in the glove box, and the list of guns he owns in his signature at the bottom of his post's,
Hand guns in the glove box, must add this to my to-do list:Shooting:
http://www.isfanatics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7783
Had to laugh, crazy IS300 build
by deckie77, 04-11-2017, 02:10 PMI suppose most of you guy's know of this site, but i have just found thru google searching / time wasting
This guy must have spent a fortune on his IS300, but what i love the most about it is the gun in the glove box, and the list of guns he owns in his signature at the bottom of his post's,
Hand guns in the glove box, must add this to my to-do list:Shooting:
http://www.isfanatics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7783
Facebook users.
by Andy-R., 04-11-2017, 08:10 AM
Facebook users.
by Andy-R., 04-11-2017, 08:10 AMJust a heads up to anyone on Facebook, theres a new form of the Koobface virus going round in the form of Christmas greetings cards/videos so just be careful what you open on there.
Do you warm up?
by iLLzLex, 03-11-2017, 06:59 PM
Do you warm up?
by iLLzLex, 03-11-2017, 06:59 PMWas just wondering...my car is always garaged overnight...but now that the temperature has dropped, I always let it idle for 5 minutes until the revs fall to the 900-1100 range and the temperature gauge goes up to the first marking before driving off....do you guys warm up yours or you just fire up and fire away???