Schumacher at Mercedes

by parthiban, 06-11-2017, 04:00 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorspo...420601.stm

Looks like the deal's moving along then, must be fitness that's causing a hold up but I'm really excited by the thought of this - hope it happens! :thumbup:

Lexus 1jzgt twin turbo engine

by Lexusboy, 06-11-2017, 03:03 PM

Anyone after one of these read careful as to what is on offer.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lexus-Soarer-1jzgt...20ae976acc

Love to shop vouchers - advice

by Saraj, 06-11-2017, 12:16 PM

Following on from my other thread, this thread is just for peoples experiances or advice.

I got someone who is willing to sell me 300 pounds worth of vouchers for 200 cash. these are love to shop vouchers

Ill be checking the expriy date and checking to make sure they not fake, i got some real ones to compare to and some advice of the internet about the fake ones.

What about spending restrictions? Can i use all 300 pounds worth on one transaction or is there a limit?

According to the official site, the max you can buy a voucher is 10 quid on one voucher, so that would be 30 vouchers to make up the 300 quid

any advice or experiance?

Be VERY VERY Careful on the roads!

by reganlives, 06-11-2017, 09:45 AM

Has anyone managed to stop all traffic on the motorway before? Well I did last nite.........

I'd just like to warn everyone to please be extremely careful on the roads as I was a very lucky person last nite and was nearly a gonner when my car span 360 degrees across 4 lanes of the M56 yesterday evening and stopped pointing towards oncoming traffic! All this happened just after 5pm so as u can tell it was rush hour and very busy. Think I hit a patch of ice on the slip road whilst joining onto the motorway then next thing I knew was that the back end stepped out so I tried to correct it but I couldnt recover from the spin. Ended up in the middle of the motorway and coz I've got a dodgy battery at the moment I couldnt get the car started again so had to push it to the side of the motorway. Luckily all the traffic stopped in time and there was no damage done to the car and I'm ok although was really shaken up. Thats gotta be the scariest thing to happen to me ever!

So anyway...everyone, be careful!

Also, I know its a slim chance that the person will read this but the guy that got out of his van on the motorway and helped me push my car and asked if I was ok...Thanks very much mate!!

Pictures: Finally winter!

by P.Lindblom, 06-11-2017, 08:53 AM

After meeting with the surgeon today I went for a drive and took a few pictures in the lovely weather. It's a bit cold outside (-14°C), but at least the sun makes everything very pretty.

Christmas Cake recipe

by steviewevie, 06-11-2017, 08:09 AM

Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 2 bottle wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.


Go to Tesco and buy cake.

Bingle Jells!

Chav Nativity

by steviewevie, 06-11-2017, 08:07 AM

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)

She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like 'Oo ya lookin at?'. Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'

So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'

Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that.

But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that. Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their 'eads. They're like 'Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.

Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer.

He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'

Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that.

Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.

Merry Christmas to all our Members

by Lexusboy, 06-11-2017, 05:58 AM

Dear Outlaw Jap Club member,

We would like to wish you a Happy Christmas and a very healthy and successful New Year.

We hope that you have enjoyed your time with the Outlaw Jap Club so far, whether you’ve been with us right from our formation some six months ago, whether you’ve joined very recently, and everyone in-between.

Even though we’re still a young club, there have been a number of developments along the way, as part of our aim to try and improve and grow, and thereby increase the enjoyment for all involved.

So far we have had some great publicity in Banzai Magazine (and watch out for more in the not-too-distant future !), and had a number of very successful meets, including our very first JAE where club members won a number of competitions against the other clubs !

The forum area itself has undergone a few changes, which you may or may not have noticed. There is now an Outlaw area for the paid members, and the original Garage has been replaced by an enhanced one with lots of extra features for showing off your cars. We also changed our hosting provider due to finding some unreliability with the original hosts, to try and improve the service to our members.

We are working on more ideas for next year, but this is your club, so all suggestions for improvement are very welcome !

We look forward to your continued participation in 2010.


Best Regards,

The Management and Moderator teams of the Outlaw Jap Club

too cheap to be true?

by Saraj, 05-11-2017, 08:15 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Unwanted-Playstati...2557e0eeb4

Greetings

by FG, 05-11-2017, 02:01 PM

Hello all I am new on the block. I have an IS 250 and she goes like a dream.:thumbup1: