Payment

by Lexusboy, 23-06-2017, 03:31 AM

If any member needs to pay for any thing please follow these instruction:

1 Please always say what your payment is for
2 If the payment is for a car show then add your car number plate.
3 Please add your full name and address along with your user name.
4 Payment Can be made using Paypal the account details are : [email protected]
Please I've found that something's changed with PayPal recently, and if you copy and paste an email address in there, it doesn't like it for some reason. But typing the address manually seemed to work fine.


The above should help us clear your payments through the account alot quicker.

Thank You !

Gone Gold.... now what?

by wheels-inmotion, 22-06-2017, 07:52 PM

Where's me bunch of flowers :crying:..... Bunch of fives more like :biggrin:

Anyhoo i thought i would invest in this superb club by adding some spendable support so that the interior can grow but i've not seen anything change my end.

Do we get a visual change in our profile to say we support the club?

Day off, what to do the morn ??

by Moley, 22-06-2017, 05:44 PM

Ok guys I have a day off tomorrow and I have a choice of what to do.

1. wash, dry,polish & wax the Lexus.

2. wash and dry the Lexus,the Puma and the C2.

3. Try and fit my TTE Arbs all by myself.hock:

What do you think I should do :confused::confused:

wind deflectors

by Mikey, 22-06-2017, 11:41 AM

wind deflectors that go inside the rubber made by HEKO i have these but the full set http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LEXUS-IS200-300-19...286.c0.m14

Welcome dino

by steviewevie, 20-06-2017, 01:57 PM

Welcome aboard ! :biggrin:

My Switzerland Trip

by Lexusboy, 19-06-2017, 03:21 PM

I thought i would share some more photo's of Switzerland.
I just wanted to temp you guys in joining us on a club trip to be organised after JAE, but it will not take place until next Summer.
We may try and combine this with a trip around the Nurburgring in Germany.

















Hope you enjoyed the photo's

Tyres.

by Andy-R., 19-06-2017, 02:08 PM

Need tyres againad: i've managed to kill 3 brand new Falken FK452's in 18 monthshock:, combo of needing the Geo done and a million and 1 roundabouts where I live, anyways bit strapped at the mo so wondered if anyone's had experience of either Nankang or Federal tyres can get them at a good price but want to make sure there ok, would rather spend the extra and get Toyo's but if I can save a few quid and get a decent tyre at the same time then i'll go for them

Cheers.

Remember the guy selling his picture of a spider?

by Sparkystav, 19-06-2017, 01:13 PM

http://standardmadness.com/offbeat/david...lord-crazy

Well he's done it again:
http://standardmadness.com/offbeat/david...lord-crazy


Does anyone remember David Thorne? The same David Thorne that drove his bank’s customer service rep to the edge of mental collapse with the “spider as payment email”, strikes again in this hilarious email exchange between him and his landlord:

David Thorne Email

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.

Helen

My car will have a little bit of lexus on it next week

by Chris, 19-06-2017, 12:39 PM

next week my wheels are going to be refurbed

and the colour im having them





Lexus Platinum Ice :tongue_smilie:

Help to find pics of the GT3RS at the Ring

by Moley, 18-06-2017, 05:05 PM

Ok people, I'm trying to find some pics of Me and Lee going round the Ring in the White GT3RS it was on the Sunday the 26/07/09. Reg # MYK RS14

Looking to find some of the profesional pics that have been posted up, the same as the ones of Stav , Gord and Anees's cars.

I have looked but cant find any.

Thanks Mr Mole.